What? I’m a Women?

29 08 2007

Is Malaysia a secular state or not?Why the politicians needs to make us so confuse?
Why do we need to go through this again and again?

All these years I thought I’m living in a secular state suddenly Pak Lah changed my belief.
                                        
Is like when I am 50 years old now and went for medical check up.

DOC: “actually I have something to tell you. I need to tell you who you really are. You..you..you are a female!!(hands over my shoulder, trying to calm me) Your birth cert printed wrongly..at least you know now..Is not too late to know..you know.”

Me : “But doc, I have a thing down here!! I have Adam’s apple!!”

DOC : “You misinterpret it, you are a women now!! Is ok..Is ok that you didn’t know, now you know! (show you a “now everything is clarified” smile):

Me : “DOC, SEE THIS!!(pull down my pants) I HAVE A THING DOWN HERE!!LOOK!!

DOC: “I know, I know, is hard to believe. It took me a lot of courage to tell you. Anyway, HAPPY 50th bday!!Is your 1st year being a women. Enjoy it!”(Another “everything is clarified” smile)

Me : “What the ….”(without any further clarification, walk out of the room confused over my gender.)

Damn!


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