KPMG KPMG KPMG

Meets every 2nd & 4th Wednesday of each month. 6.30-9.30pm.

Level 12. Wisma KPMG.

President. Raja Ahmad- mrajaahmad@kpmg.com.my

Yes, they are the new club in town. With the 12th level of latitude, you can be sure to have the nice view of the Damansara, although E&Y has a nicer view..lol..

There are 2 reasons I went to their meeting, 1 is to check out the members, I heard that there are 71 Charted members, HOLY SHIT!!

2nd of course, to see how is the office looks like.

The 12th floor is the BOARDROOM. I supposed it is where the board meetings held. The 1st thing came into my mind was this looks like the one I saw at apprentice. hehe..

The meeting started off by a round of introduction, which took about 18 minutes, I know because I was helping the TIMER, 18 minutes with each of us just tell our names and where we came from, there’s hell lots of time taken.

In my opinion, this is like the rise of the India, with all the manpower and willingness, now is just have to depend on their act and how they shape their 1st few meetings, If there are able to continue with high spirit for the coming few months, they can be the envy of all clubs, I’m serious…

In the meeting, there is a role called Humor master, his name is Gordon Alexander, he reminds me of the CSI new york the main character, I forgot his name, but is ok, Gordon has a funny face by nature, I’m not saying he is watsoever, you will be delighted and start laughing even he hasn’t open his mouth. hehe..anyway, his final joke was this,

There is this 80 years O Old man went to see a Doctor,

Doctor :” for a person in your age, you are very strong!”

O man:” Of course doc, let me tell you something, my wife now is at age 30 and she is pregnant now. What do you think of that, Doc?”

Doctor:” hmm, let me tell you a story, I went into the woods last week, I saw a bunny from far away, so….I pointed my finger to the bunny….and guess what?

“The bunny died!!!Now what do you think of that?”

O man:”……”

HEHE..the moral of the story is you watch a lot of porn doesn’t makes you a good fucker, it just means that you are porn addicts..

not really connected with the joke but I know you will understand what I meant..lol..

UltraMen to the rescue!!

One fine afternoon, I was sitting in front of computer, suddenly my mom call out my name so loud asking me to go downstairs…so being a good boy, I walked down and seeing my glass door was shut tightly, and my mom pointing at the glass door ask me to see what is behind the curtain…Guess what???

   Look AT IT!!Yes…he is from the Lizzard family, and I don’t know the actual name for it. But after look at it a while, I found out that it looks like dinosaur in the ultraman series…

  Vs 

LEFT is the picture I took, RIGHT one is the one I found on Internet..

The 1^st time I looked at it, it freaks me out. Seriously, imagine one fine day, you found a big lizard behind the your curtains, what else can you do except scream a lil, jump a lil, and run a lil…

But lucky I got my brave dog, guiness, although MJ said he behaves like a cat(F.U). Guiness comes to the rescue….DADADA

After few rounds of fighting and wrestling, and rolling around..he finally kills it!!!HUrray for GUINESS!!!GI GI GI GI GUINESS!!!

 

But seriously, is the DBKL emergency unit who catch it away…

Now I would like to say DBKL emergency unit is very responsive to my phone call, they took 30 minutes only to arrive at my place.

SUPPORT DBKL!!!They are the Ultramen!!

Too bad I was not holding my phone when DBKL catching it that time..btw, when the DBKL put a rope over it’s body, there’s a WHITE liquid stuff coming out from its ass hole…not so sure of what it is and don’t ask me for the smell and the taste, I’m not the one who clean it up..:)

 

Another Fabulous Meeting

TMIKL, Amoda building, Bankers Club.

Meet at every 2nd and 4th Tuesday 7-9pm.

Today I went to  TMIKL  meeting,  I did not go alone like I usually do, I asked along another beautiful lady to accompany me so that I won’t seems like lone ranger..oh..she is Ewern btw..Is good to have a attractive person to accompany as you will feel good in some way somehow..So be attractive as you can be..So that you could bring joy and feel good to others..:)

I spoke 3 times in the meeting, introduction, Table Topics and Air time for my club meeting.

During the Table Topics section, the topic given is

“Do not walk behind of me, as I might not lead; Do not walk infront of me, as I might not Follow;Walk beside me, so we can grow!”

I think this topic is fantastic, thank you Mr. Omar for the wonderful topic selection.

I approach this topic by giving my personal belief in relationships.

In a Boy-girl relationship(BGR), Please do not ask me to lead as I’m learning to live to the fullest. Please do not ask me to follow as I might not learn what you are teaching.

In a BGR, all I want is you walk side by side with, we learn together, walk together, giving advice to each other. Only side by side we can hear clearly and understand each other needs and wants.

Only side by side we can hold hands together, learn together and grow old together.

Well, that’s not the version I gave during the Table Topics(TT) but is the complete version which I would like to note down as this is how a relationship should be.

Grammer crime that I committed during the TT..

Preposition again, Subject verb agreement…I shall work hard on those jokers..

When is a Company Too Innovative for Its Own Good?

After reading new Fast Company post, the 1st thing came to my mind is OMG, digital divide is getting worse. Opportunity is open up for those who have more privilege to use the internet. What about those who is not so fortunate?

“And now, some big companies are playing with the idea of hiring in Second Life”

Company using more and more ways to tab talents which is getting over the edge and not what others describe as progressive edge. I totally agree with FC P.O.V. Why do they need to hire from the “second life”? with all the little cute avatar you can assume that they could work better and be more talented and win over businesses? How can you differentiate between avatars?

Anyone tried “second life”? let me know about your experience…

Premier Advanced TMC

Time: 9.30am, last Saturday of every month.

Venue: Bankers Club.Amoda Building at Jln Imbi, Level 21.

This is very fantastic club. If you are free do drop by to experience what a advanced level meeting would like..experienced speakers, quality speeches, presentation, fabulous ambiance, warm and friendly members…

Imagine this, you were at the 21th floors above the ground and your view is whole of IMBI on your left side, the Cheras area on the RHS. The view is Magnificent, is like the world is under your feet the cars and the people on the street seems so insignificant.

Enough of the Venue, how about the meeting? The meeting was great, I shall not go into the details and minutes of the meeting.

Whom I met during the meeting? Some are clubber, even me myself also one of them due to free time and dedication(cheh), usual faces Jessica Liew, Francis Ng, Shu Wei, Jasmine Leong from Stamford College.

In toastmasters journey, we would meet a lot of people from all walks of life. Below are some of the people I met today.

1)Sara, used to be HELP student, currently reading medical at IMU. Too bad I don’t have a camera, if not you can be sure to admire at her beauty. The 1st impression that I have upon she is elegant, beautiful and attractive. Apart from that, I have no idea of what she made of. Hope to get to know her better and seduce her to join HELP TMC..LOL.

2) Francis Ng, I met him couple of times, today he told me that KPMG TMC Chartered at last Wednesday with the largest chartered members of 71 pax. OMG!! I shall go to their meeting next Wednesday to see how are they doing, since is near HELP. I shall pay my neighbor a visit. Just like what happen when the desperate housewife got to know there is a new neighbour in town.

3) Jessica Liew, She is one lady who can walk damn fast. Next time I shall record how she walk, then you can judge by yourself;I bet even if you run, you will be at her tail…lol..btw this is the 2nd time I met her in a week. -HSBC TMC and Premier advanced.

Now, is not just 3 person that turn up in the meeting. Is just I remembered them as I talked to them during the break.

hehe..

Although i think district 51 slogan is a bit uh-hum…

But nevertheless, I still gotta support

“Toastmasters Simply Amazing!”

excuse me now, I need to take rest after shouting the slogan..feel like after 12 glass of beers.